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11/24/2014 at 14:38 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/24/2014 at 14:38 • Filed to: None | 11
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I spotted this wonderful piece of automotive art yesterday. It's a Chrysler LeBaron convertible, with a raised suspension, raked tires, a fake cowl hood, a skull with glowing eyes glued to the grille, hood pins, several 300M badges, and 16 fake portholes.
The owner of this LeBaron is clearly a fan of the Death Race movies, and has decided to name himself (or perhaps his car?) El Jefe.
Oh, and the inside of the fake cowl hood says ORANGE for some reason. I guess he likes oranges? Maybe he saw the inside of some other cowl hood that was orange, but rather than paint his orange, he settled on just labeling it orange. And...there's a goblin of some kind on the cowl hood.
This car is a true master class in automotive design.
William Byrd
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 10:09 |
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Love that you counted the fake portholes. That's a lot of adhesive backing he had to peel and stick. That's just terrible.
BJ
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 10:16 |
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At least it doesn't look all the other LeBaron convertibles you see on the road all the time!
McMike
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 10:29 |
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That is glorious.
The lift fucking cracked me up.
Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 10:45 |
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What in the actual fuck...
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 11:18 |
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11/10 faster than Bugatti veyron
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> William Byrd
11/24/2014 at 13:08 |
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Well, I only counted the fake portholes on one side. I'm assuming that given his level of detail in applying fake portholes, that he has the same number on both sides of the car. But that could certainly turn out to not be the case.
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> McMike
11/24/2014 at 13:10 |
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Lifted and raked!
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William Byrd
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 13:15 |
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Journalistically, I think it's your duty to find out.
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> William Byrd
11/24/2014 at 13:27 |
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Unfortunately that's not possible, since I spotted the car while visiting family in Chicago, and I'm now back up in Madison.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 14:43 |
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Still more tasteful than a donk.
Mercedes Streeter
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 14:44 |
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Who in the world would want to put a 300M badge on any car?
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Mercedes Streeter
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 14:44 |
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Brake cooling, yo...
ACESandEIGHTS
> Textured Soy Protein
11/24/2014 at 14:47 |
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El Jefe probably manages the Office Depot. Keep that in mind, kids, next time you think retail will get you nowhere.
That thing is abysmal. Also comical. Like wearing clown shoes with a Sears suit and demanding to be taken seriously by shouting at everyone who looks at you.
crowmolly
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11/24/2014 at 14:56 |
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The point of Death Race is not for a driver to commit suicide out of shame.
boobytrapsandtreasure
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11/24/2014 at 14:56 |
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Do I detect a sense of humor by how he/she chose to adorn this car?
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Mercedes Streeter
11/24/2014 at 15:03 |
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Better yet - who in their right mind would own a 300M?
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> boobytrapsandtreasure
11/24/2014 at 15:29 |
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I sure hope so.
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> Mercedes Streeter
11/24/2014 at 15:30 |
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Maybe he wanted to badge it as something more premium but still in the Chrysler family?
cbell04
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11/24/2014 at 15:32 |
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